Saturday, October 9, 2010

Trick Or Treat Me

Halloween is the best holiday. I mean, what other day do you get to dress up like a freak and not have someone look at you funny? You can be anyone or any...thing...for a day! Isn't that great? And on top of that you can go from house to house like a big kid (if you're not too shy) and get free candy and chocolate! Or, like an actual adult (sort of), get down at the club with some other weirdos! And no matter where you go, you get to scare people for no reason, whenever you feel like it! Sounds like fun to me.

But you know why Halloween is even better at Skyline? C'mon, take a guess, it's easy. No clue? I'll spell it out for you then: we have a H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N C-O-S-T-U-M-E DINNER CRUISE. That's right, now you can get on a creepy decked-out boat dressed up like any joker and win prizes for being the scariest thing around! And you know what? I'm not gonna tell you what you're gonna get until you show me what ya got! I ain't scared a' nothin', and if you can make me run away screaming, you've got some skills.

So come and join us for our three hour cruise just the day before Halloween, because honestly, why wait when you can have two days of costumes and candy corn? There's nothing to fear when you've got all of us here at Skyline! Oh yeah, and if you're still the popular dude of the month, feel free to take the whole boat! There's really no other feeling like having a haunted yacht...all to yourself...uh-huh, gives me the creeps just thinking about it.