We're The Best!

Now, I know what you’re thinking. It goes something like this: “Wow! Those guys over at Skyline sure are full of themselves! They think they’re the best? Well, how do they know?” Good point. Actually, there’s also a pretty good answer to that, but it might seem a little puzzling at first. We KNOW because we just ARE. …Maybe I should put it in more humble terms. Just think of it this way: we have a LUXURY YACHT, and it’s called the SKYLINE PRINCESS. That’s a giveaway right there – and no, not that we’re high maintenance, but that we are HIGH QUALITY. Take one good look at our boat, and you’ll know it’s classy and top-notch, just like real royalty.

And if that wasn’t enough, then…think of all the stuff you could do with it! Want a huge sweet 16 that’ll blow everyone else’s out of the water? Then snag our entire boat for four whole hours!! You can be as picky as you want, and we’ll help you somehow make everything pretty and…pink. Need your wedding to be as perfect as possible?! Well, have it here, ceremony and all! Trust me, we’ll take in all the details and work wonders for you! But what if you just wanna party? Well, we’ve got something for that too! If you’re Mr. Cooler- Than-Cool, and you just happen to have, say, 450 friends…get them over here!! You’ll be riding in style in no time.

So there it is, folks. Isn’t that enough to show you we’re the best? Oh yeah, how could I forget. We go out in winter, rain, shine, or snow! We have heating! There will be DISCOUNTS & FREE PARKING! We still have public dinner cruises, even for lonely parties of 1! And, last but not least, we’re approved by the people! That’s right, you guys love us. So yeah, I think that’s reason enough to say it. We’re the best!!